Shipping hurts, blogging can help.
Ask your doctor if FanFiction is right for you.
|America:||Stupid winter, I’m going to boycott you until you go away.|
|North Italy:||Hey Japan, wanna see my butt?|
|Narrator/Britain:||All I care about is being able to punch France in the balls.|
|Britain:||Wow I look exactly like you, a big douche-bag|
|Poland:||Check it before you wreck it.|
|America:||And on that note, what’s a cold?|
|Britain:||Why don’t you stay with things you’re good at, like falling and drunk driving!|
|Neko!Japan:||Watch out for bicycles, Italy-cat!|
|Neko!Japan:||I love Tuna! Meow~|
|Narrator:||…which proves my point, babies are useless.|
|Britain:||Pretty dresses aren’t really my thing but you go girl.|
|America:||I just want to be your bestest friend, I promise! I LOVE YOU!|
|France:||….my treat is my crotch-monster.|
|China:||WHAT DID YOU DO TO PANDA?!|
|Britain:||We can’t Google stuff in 1942, you ass hat!|
|America:||I DO WHAT I WANT BEYOTCH!|
|Japan:||YOU FUCKING GREASEBALL I'LL FUCKING RIP YOUR GUTS OUT AND SERVE THEM FOR DINNER!|
|North Italy:||You look funny! It looks like your head is about to pop off and give birth to an alien!|
|Romano:||THIS WEATHERMAN IS PREDICTING A NINETY-NINE PER CENT CHANCE OF SHIT STORM AND IT'S COMING RIGHT AT YA!|
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
the post that started a plague
Gonna try this while shopping XD oh so many people will stare at me but i did weirder
|otp:||"i love you."|
|me:||rolls off of bed|
|me:||rolls into space|